DON'T START A BUSINESS...
Until You Read This Rant
A 37-Page Reality-Slapping Guide for Broke Geniuses, Skeptical Hustlers, and Anyone One More Motivational Quote Away From Snapping
I Wrote This While Pacing Barefoot Around My Compound Screaming
(Seriously. Ask my neighbors.)
Because I'd had enough.
Enough of fake business gurus. Enough of ₦0 earnings after weeks of "hustling." Enough of recycled YouTube advice that works for everyone... except you.
If you're smart, hungry, and tired of nothing working — this might be the only business book you ever need.
😤 Sound Familiar?
You built a logo. A website. Picked a color scheme… still no sales.
You launched a YouTube channel… and got 0 views in 2 weeks.
You tried affiliate marketing… made ₦273.12.
You bought a ₦50k course… it told you to 'just provide value.'
You started a Shopify store… but forgot customers don't fall from the sky.
You've done everything 'right.' And yet… nothing's working.
But here's what nobody tells you:
It's not your fault.
You're not lazy.
You're not broken.
You're just being fed garbage advice that only works for trust fund babies and crypto kids.
Introducing...
"DON'T START A BUSINESS... UNTIL YOU READ THIS 37-PAGE RANT"
The Brutally Honest Guide to Making Money Online (Without Losing Your Sanity)
No Fluff
Just raw, actionable insights without the filler content
No Funnels
No upsells, no endless email sequences, just the truth
No False Promises
Real strategies for real people starting from ₦0
What You'll Learn (25 Chapters That Will Offend You Into Progress)
Stop Starting Businesses You Secretly Hate
No One Cares About Your Dream
Motivation Is A Scam. Here's What Works
The Real Reason You Haven't Made Money Yet
How To Sell Without Feeling Like A Street Hawker
Your Audience Doesn't Want Content. They Want This
You Don't Need A Niche. You Need This Instead
Forget Branding. Solve THIS First
How To Make People Pay You... Without Being Famous
Followers ≠ Customers. Never Confuse Them Again
You've Been Lied To About Funnels
Money Doesn't Come From Skills. It Comes From THIS
Make An Offer So Good They Feel Dumb Saying No
Why Copywriting Is The One Skill You Can't Ignore
The Trap Of Building A Personal Brand Too Early
No, You Don't Need LLC, Website, Logo, or Staff
Focus On This Instead (It's Boring But It Works)
The Death Spiral Of Building The Wrong Product
If It Doesn't Sell Ugly, It Won't Sell Polished
The Lie Of 'Multiple Streams' When You're Broke
Why Going Viral Too Soon Can RUIN You
Forget Systems. Build Tiny Machines Instead
The 2 Things I Did Every Week That Changed Everything
How To Make Your First ₦10k Without Selling Your Soul
The Only 3 Questions That Matter Before You Launch
⚡ If this list doesn't light a fire in your chest, this isn't for you.
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✅ Real Talk: No Screenshots. Just Results That Matter.
I'm not here to fake flex.
- I don't have a Lambo.
- I don't sell ₦99k masterminds.
- I don't promise riches by Tuesday.
But I do make money online. On my terms. From a business I actually enjoy. Without selling nonsense.
And this rant? It's the brain-clarifier you've been missing.
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But this might change your life.
Why the urgency? Because indecision is killing your progress.
If you can't make one bold move in 3 days... How do you plan to run a business?
Clock's ticking.
❓ Unapologetically Real FAQs
What Happens When You Download It?
You'll finally understand what makes money online.
You'll stop wasting time, energy, and hope on BS.
You'll know exactly what to do next.
This rant doesn't motivate. It activates.
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📝 P.S.
This isn't a course. It's not a webinar. It's not fluff.
It's 37 pages of brutal honesty, clarity, and direction.
If you're tired of guessing... Tired of watching others win... Tired of "trying everything" and still being broke...
This is your reset button.
₦4500. 72 hours. All upside.
Your move.